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The Universe is Infinite, as are We.

lmaoalien:

how much does a friend cost and do i get a discount if i buy 4

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alt-j:

why is James spelled with an s. why is it plural. more than 1 Jame. how many James.

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buttyflam:

I WAS TRYING TO TYPE “SORE MUSCLES” BUT I FUCKED UP.

I FUCKED UP SO BAD

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stalemuffin:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

also see:

maids, waitresses, janitors, garbage collectors, and construction workers.

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music-geek-fandom-freak:

catladyinwaiting:

actual german compound nouns:
Staubsauger (vaccuum cleaner, literally “DUST SUCKER”)
Vorhang (curtain, literally “HANGS IN FRONT”)
Wasserkocher (kettle, literally “WATER BOILER”)

AS SOON AS I SAW “HAND ANKLE” (Handgelenk) I KNEW THESE WERE GERMAN TO ENGLISH TRANSLATIONS.

zizibutik:

like i promised i made this

gay games are terrifying why would you play that? just watch porn

that doesnt involve fucking dogs

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*sensually whispers* fresh macaroni

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peppermintbee:

I don’t know how this keeps happening.

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graveyawn:

selva:

//cats & boxes

are you fuckin kiddin me

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radboysehun:

im ok w spending $40 on food but wont buy a $40 shirt

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  1. WiFi: connected
  2. Me: then fucking act like it
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pussysista:

Wants bf

Masturbates

Don’t want bf

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teraqua:

m’leficent

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